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Post by Laura on Mar 30, 2005 20:26:11 GMT
Thought we could post here our fave Piper quotes, I have so many where do I begin LOL
Look Whos Barking 3.21
Piper: No, actually, I can’t. See, ‘cause Prue and Phoebe are the super witches and I just tag along and freeze things, and now I can’t even do that right.
A Witchs Tail 5.02
Paige: Well, I didn't wanna make you mad, you know, you getting so panicky and all.
Piper: Yes, we've established, I was a spineless coward in the face of evil. Now, what don't I know?
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Piper: Oh, please, please, somebody help me, the mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold.
Piper: Okay, I've had enough. The treatment of me is shocking. Get it? Shocking?
Charmed Noir 7.08
Phoebe: Well, according to the book, they don't have any natural enemies, but as a species, they tend to piss people off.
Piper: But you said he was shot. Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the "g" silent?
Phoebe: That's a really good question.
* I'll think of some more and post them later, there are so many its hard to think of them right now *
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Post by Soph on Mar 31, 2005 20:20:03 GMT
oh now uv get me started i have tonnes here are a few
Piper: I cant believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves!!
Piper: This is ridiculous. This is like the ‘Parent trap’ with a B cup
Piper: Ok, what ass-backwards spell did you guys cast?
Piper: "Not good, not good, not good. Flee! We're not in Kansas anymore!"
Piper: "You know if I could freeze you two I would - often."
After seeing Leo naked in the shower) Prue: "Leo?!" Leo: "Prue?!" (Piper walks in) Prue: "Nice Orbs." Piper: "Prue? Leo?! Ok get out of here..sicko."
Prue: "So whats our level of confidence in this plan?" Phoebe: "Well on a scale of one to ten, ten being we whoop ass, one being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked." Piper: "Maybe you should lie to me."
Evil Piper: "What the hell kind of witch needs her sisters to vanquish a demon?" Piper: "What the hell kind of demon has a panic attack when her boyfriend comes to visit?"
Phoebe: "Piper, what do you think of your boss?" Piper: "I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis!"
Piper: "I believe she pronounced it 'WOOGYman' or was it just the buck teeth?"
Piper: "Phoebe, you didn't kill anyone." Phoebe: "I could feel his body shake uncontrollably beneath mine." Piper: "Ok, now your making me feel sick!"
Piper: "Uh, I don't know if thats such a great idea, some of us don't wear pajamas."
Little Prue: "That's my doll." Little Piper: "No it isn't you gave it to me." Little Prue: "No I didn't you stole it." Prue: "Thats true you did steal it." Piper: "I did not." Prue: "Yes you did." (Little Prue uses her powers to take the doll off Little Piper) Piper: "Hey, thats not fair!"
Piper: "Well...its been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous and i kinda kept freezing him.." Prue: "Piper you didn't." Piper: "I didn't mean to, the first time."
Phoebe: "Look Piper, we need you home by midnight or else..." Piper: "Or else what? The tooth fairy's gonna come and harass us all for not flossing?"
(Pipers in the bathroom waiting for the results of her pregnancy test) Piper: "I'm almost done." Prue: "Define almost." Piper: "Just give me a minute...or two." Prue: "Are you positive?" Piper: (Whispering) "I hope not." Prue: "Piper I cant be late today." Piper: "Neither can I."
Piper: "You were at Cole's...all night?" Phoebe: "Uh huh" Piper: "Did you ?" Phoebe: "Uh huh!" Piper: "Was he?" Phoebe: "Uh huh!!!" Leo: "Could we talk about this later?"
Piper: "I’ve always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now."
Piper: "Paige The Charmed Ones come first!" Phoebe: "The Charmed Ones come first?" Piper: "It always worked better when Prue said it."
Piper: "What are you? Like, a peeping angel?"
Piper: dont people normally storm out of the house when they are angry?
Piper: Baby book. My baby book! Oh! Look how squishy I was. Leo: You were so adorable. Piper: Leo, you can't even see the picture. Leo: Well. I'm your Whitelighter. I've been watching you ever since you were a baby. Piper: Uh huh, yeah. See, that's too creepy to think about.
Paige: It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex, anyway. Piper: Well, um... Paige, how do you think I got pregnant?
Piper: I may be stuck in bed, but I am not stuck on stupid!
just a few of my faves lol
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Post by ~*Hollys*Angel*~ on Apr 3, 2005 13:06:57 GMT
Prue: you are going and you are gonna have a gr8 time young lady! Piper: you are not the boss of me! Prue: oh i am too! Prue: Jacks scum.. Piper: so's Dan Prue: Are you scum? Piper: No i'm not scum Prue: i knew you wenrt Piper: I didn't wanna vanquish watermelon!! Phoebe: When in rome... Piper: we're in San Fransisco! Piper: Can i keep ma shoes on?! Piper: Oh...he's way too big for my tiny magic!!!
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PhoebeHalliwell
Holly Child
"It's nice to be important, but it's important to always be nice" ~ Alyssa Milano.
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Post by PhoebeHalliwell on Apr 4, 2005 19:17:41 GMT
She has so many great quotes. Love them. Thanks for posting some. Love PhoebeHalliwell (Zoe) x x x x
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Post by Soph on Apr 5, 2005 14:17:54 GMT
no probs i love re-readin them!
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PhoebeHalliwell
Holly Child
"It's nice to be important, but it's important to always be nice" ~ Alyssa Milano.
Posts: 59
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Post by PhoebeHalliwell on Apr 6, 2005 9:54:29 GMT
Im at school at the moment but was bored so I thought that I would read the quotes again and this time I found them funnier than the first time I looked at them. Love PhoebeHalliwell (Zoe) x x x
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Post by Soph on Apr 6, 2005 15:13:10 GMT
lol I have one
Piper: What am I a dolphin? Im not giving birth to fish Leo: Actually, dolphins arnt fish they're mammals Piper: Shut up!
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Post by >:( ~*Anno*~ on Apr 16, 2005 12:22:26 GMT
Here are some of my favourits
-Big momma? Who's big momma?! -I'm going upstairs now *faints* or down!
-Well at least you're not faced by killer spiders!
-We're saving you from the tall, dark and naked man
-Nancy Drew, comin' through
-Why would they want to take away our dreams? They're just harmless erotic fun
-I can't believe we let that slimy Lord of the Rings wanna-be use us
-First troll I see is in big trouble, let's go
-Hi Kudjo, who you growling at?
-Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy!
-Terrified? Trust me that is a good thing!
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Renee
Holly Worshiper
Charmed and Sexy
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Post by Renee on May 13, 2005 3:25:01 GMT
Here's one that I've always liked.
Piper:
"I'm being stalked by psyco killers and I hide in the shower?!"
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Post by swimmer07 on May 26, 2005 0:26:36 GMT
Piper: “That’s easy for you to say. You’ll never have to greet your husband at the door with ‘Honey, I think I froze the kids’” Prue: “No, I only moved them to another zip code.”<br>Phoebe: “But I will see them, find them, and bring them back safely.”
Phoebe: “I don’t get it. Am I the only one in this family that inherited the ‘take a chance’ gene?”<br>Piper: “Probably. Because if I remember my biology correctly, it’s right next to the ‘can’t mind my own business’ gene.”<br>
Melinda (referring to Leo): “He is a treasure, Piper.”<br>Piper: “Why are you telling me?”<br>
Piper: “No problem, for I bear the power of...one.”<br> Piper: “Big, scary, strong. Kind of like a cross between a werewolf and Charles Manson.”<br>
I have lots and lots more, Just too lazy to post them! lol
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Post by piperhollyrules on May 26, 2005 18:47:19 GMT
Phoebe: Hey, I forgot your question.
Piper: (from the kitchen) I asked if Prue would have *** other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.
Piper: Ah, well, it helps keep my ulcer under control
Phoebe: There you go Grams. (She straightens up a picture of Grams.) Earthquakes give me the jeebies.
Prue: Would that be the Phoebe Jeebies?
Phoebe: Oh, you know. It’s the comedy stylings of Prue Halliwell.
Piper: You’re the only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don’t like them, but I don’t go running through the house naked screaming "run for your life" either.
Phoebe: Okay. That is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers
Piper: Must have been ‘ruff’. No pun intended
Piper: I'm gonna be so happy when I vanquish your sorry a**
Piper: She-she threw our family heritage out of the window
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Post by Summer on Jul 20, 2005 22:46:32 GMT
my fave of all time would have to be
"Im the mother of the most powerful creature!! Sex kinda pales in comparison, dont you think?"
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Post by piperhollyrules on Aug 5, 2005 15:44:42 GMT
what eppy is i dont wanna vanquish watermelon from?
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Post by Laura on Sept 22, 2005 21:51:23 GMT
another of my faves that i just remembered is...
Ewww, i dont wanna think about a dead demon doing the dirty!
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Post by piperphoebeprue on Nov 29, 2005 2:29:58 GMT
My fav:
Piper: I'm being stalked by physco killers and I hide in the shower.
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