Favourite Piper quotes!

[Laura]

Thought we could post here our fave Piper quotes, I have so many where do I begin LOL

Look Whos Barking 3.21

Piper: No, actually, I can’t. See, ‘cause Prue and Phoebe are the super witches and I just tag along and freeze things, and now I can’t even do that right.

A Witchs Tail 5.02

Paige: Well, I didn't wanna make you mad, you know, you getting so panicky and all.

Piper: Yes, we've established, I was a spineless coward in the face of evil. Now, what don't I know?

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Piper: Oh, please, please, somebody help me, the mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold.

Piper: Okay, I've had enough. The treatment of me is shocking. Get it? Shocking?

Charmed Noir 7.08

Phoebe: Well, according to the book, they don't have any natural enemies, but as a species, they tend to piss people off.

Piper: But you said he was shot. Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the "g" silent?

Phoebe: That's a really good question.

* I'll think of some more and post them later, there are so many its hard to think of them right now *

[Soph]

oh now uv get me started i have tonnes here are a few

Piper: I cant believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves!!

Piper: This is ridiculous. This is like the ‘Parent trap’ with a B cup

Piper: Ok, what ass-backwards spell did you guys cast?

Piper: "Not good, not good, not good. Flee! We're not in Kansas anymore!"

Piper: "You know if I could freeze you two I would - often."

After seeing Leo naked in the shower)
Prue: "Leo?!"
Leo: "Prue?!"
(Piper walks in)
Prue: "Nice Orbs."
Piper: "Prue? Leo?! Ok get out of here..sicko."

Prue: "So whats our level of confidence in this plan?"
Phoebe: "Well on a scale of one to ten, ten being we whoop ass, one being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked."
Piper: "Maybe you should lie to me."

Evil Piper: "What the hell kind of witch needs her sisters to vanquish a demon?"
Piper: "What the hell kind of demon has a panic attack when her boyfriend comes to visit?"

Phoebe: "Piper, what do you think of your boss?"
Piper: "I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis!"

Piper: "I believe she pronounced it 'WOOGYman' or was it just the buck teeth?"

Piper: "Phoebe, you didn't kill anyone."
Phoebe: "I could feel his body shake uncontrollably beneath mine."
Piper: "Ok, now your making me feel sick!"

Piper: "Uh, I don't know if thats such a great idea, some of us don't wear pajamas."

Little Prue: "That's my doll."
Little Piper: "No it isn't you gave it to me."
Little Prue: "No I didn't you stole it."
Prue: "Thats true you did steal it."
Piper: "I did not."
Prue: "Yes you did."
(Little Prue uses her powers to take the doll off Little Piper)
Piper: "Hey, thats not fair!"

Piper: "Well...its been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous and i kinda kept freezing him.."
Prue: "Piper you didn't."
Piper: "I didn't mean to, the first time."

Phoebe: "Look Piper, we need you home by midnight or else..."
Piper: "Or else what? The tooth fairy's gonna come and harass us all for not flossing?"

(Pipers in the bathroom waiting for the results of her pregnancy test)
Piper: "I'm almost done."
Prue: "Define almost."
Piper: "Just give me a minute...or two."
Prue: "Are you positive?"
Piper: (Whispering) "I hope not."
Prue: "Piper I cant be late today."
Piper: "Neither can I."

Piper: "You were at Cole's...all night?"
Phoebe: "Uh huh"
Piper: "Did you ?"
Phoebe: "Uh huh!"
Piper: "Was he?"
Phoebe: "Uh huh!!!"
Leo: "Could we talk about this later?"

Piper: "I’ve always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now."

Piper: "Paige The Charmed Ones come first!"
Phoebe: "The Charmed Ones come first?"
Piper: "It always worked better when Prue said it."

Piper: "What are you? Like, a peeping angel?"

Piper: dont people normally storm out of the house when they are angry?

Piper: Baby book. My baby book! Oh! Look how squishy I was.
Leo: You were so adorable.
Piper: Leo, you can't even see the picture.
Leo: Well. I'm your Whitelighter. I've been watching you ever since you were a baby.
Piper: Uh huh, yeah. See, that's too creepy to think about.

Paige: It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex, anyway.
Piper: Well, um... Paige, how do you think I got pregnant?

Piper: I may be stuck in bed, but I am not stuck on stupid!

just a few of my faves lol

[~*Hollys*Angel*~]

Prue: you are going and you are gonna have a gr8 time young lady!
Piper: you are not the boss of me!
Prue: oh i am too!

Prue: Jacks scum..
Piper: so's Dan
Prue: Are you scum?
Piper: No i'm not scum
Prue: i knew you wenrt

Piper: I didn't wanna vanquish watermelon!!

Phoebe: When in rome...
Piper: we're in San Fransisco!

Piper: Can i keep ma shoes on?!

Piper: Oh...he's way too big for my tiny magic!!!

[PhoebeHalliwell]

She has so many great quotes. Love them. Thanks for posting some. Love PhoebeHalliwell (Zoe) x x x x

[Soph]

no probs i love re-readin them!

[PhoebeHalliwell]

Im at school at the moment but was bored so I thought that I would read the quotes again and this time I found them funnier than the first time I looked at them. Love PhoebeHalliwell (Zoe) x x x

[Soph]

lol I have one

Piper: What am I a dolphin? Im not giving birth to fish
Leo: Actually, dolphins arnt fish they're mammals
Piper: Shut up!

[>:( ~*Anno*~]

Here are some of my favourits

-Big momma? Who's big momma?!

-I'm going upstairs now *faints* or down!

-Well at least you're not faced by killer spiders!

-We're saving you from the tall, dark and naked man

-Nancy Drew, comin' through

-Why would they want to take away our dreams? They're just harmless erotic fun

-I can't believe we let that slimy Lord of the Rings wanna-be use us

-First troll I see is in big trouble, let's go

-Hi Kudjo, who you growling at?

-Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy!

-Terrified? Trust me that is a good thing!

[Renee]

Here's one that I've always liked.

Piper:

"I'm being stalked by psyco killers and I hide in the shower?!"

[swimmer07]

Piper: “That’s easy for you to say. You’ll never have to greet your husband at the door with ‘Honey, I think I froze the kids’”
Prue: “No, I only moved them to another zip code.”<br>Phoebe: “But I will see them, find them, and bring them back safely.”

Phoebe: “I don’t get it. Am I the only one in this family that inherited the ‘take a chance’ gene?”<br>Piper: “Probably. Because if I remember my biology correctly, it’s right next to the ‘can’t mind my own business’ gene.”<br>

Melinda (referring to Leo): “He is a treasure, Piper.”<br>Piper: “Why are you telling me?”<br>

Piper: “No problem, for I bear the power of...one.”<br>
Piper: “Big, scary, strong. Kind of like a cross between a werewolf and Charles Manson.”<br>

I have lots and lots more, Just too lazy to post them! lol

[piperhollyrules]

Phoebe: Hey, I forgot your question.

Piper: (from the kitchen) I asked if Prue would have *** other than herself this year.

Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.

Piper: Ah, well, it helps keep my ulcer under control

Phoebe: There you go Grams. (She straightens up a picture of Grams.) Earthquakes give me the jeebies.

Prue: Would that be the Phoebe Jeebies?

Phoebe: Oh, you know. It’s the comedy stylings of Prue Halliwell.

Piper: You’re the only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes.

Prue: I don’t like them, but I don’t go running through the house naked screaming "run for your life" either.

Phoebe: Okay. That is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers

Piper: Must have been ‘ruff’. No pun intended

Piper: I'm gonna be so happy when I vanquish your sorry a**

Piper: She-she threw our family heritage out of the window

[Summer]

my fave of all time would have to be

"Im the mother of the most powerful creature!! Sex kinda pales in comparison, dont you think?"

[piperhollyrules]

what eppy is i dont wanna vanquish watermelon from?

[Laura]

another of my faves that i just remembered is...

Ewww, i dont wanna think about a dead demon doing the dirty!

[piperphoebeprue]

My fav:

Piper: I'm being stalked by physco killers and I hide in the shower.